Hey guys it’s Ally again! We just got in an exciting series at BookDivas.com, The Self-Hurt Series! This series of six books, by Knock Knock Books, is type of a reverse psychology approach to helping people set and retain realistic goals in their lives! This creative approach is defiantly a good read!
The six books include:
· How to Procrastinate
· How to Get Fat
· How to Drive Like a Maniac
· How to Traumatize Your Child
· How to Have an Ill-Behaved Dog
· How to Get Into Debt
How To Procrastinate
A Short Excerpt: Excuses For it, Missed Deadlines
“So you blew the original deadline. Don’t fret- it happens to all procrastinators, and even, sometimes to non-procrastinators, though they’re loathe to admit it. Instead, take this opportunity to learn new and creative ways to offer up excuses and try original spins on old classics.
Excuse delivery is an art unto itself, with various techniques, practices, and styles. One key to effective excuse presentation is knowing your audience to determine what will work on them, both in terms of excuse acceptance and the avoidance of further questions. For example, if you’re a woman talking to a man in a suit, blaming a delay on your menstrual cycle is an effective way to end the conversation.
Another crucial element is to keep excuses within the realm of possibility. Try to avoid such far-fetched stories as alien abduction, paper-eating dogs, or burning buildings from which you save several elderly women. Make sure your excuse is neither traceable nor confirmable. Also keep in the mind that the person hearing the excuse may already know a few things about you, and thus may be able to evaluate whether you’re offering up something that you would actually do. ” (pg. 180-182)
How To Get Fat

A Short Excerpt: Life is A Banquet
“Food for the body is the food for the soul. Wouldn’t you rather go through life feeling that each day is special, important, and worth living? A life fully experienced revels in all that the senses have to offer. Your outlook-as well as your girth- will come to reflect the oversized joy and happiness in which you partake.
Seize the cake:
When you see a luscious cake under glass, you might be tempted to think, “Oh, I could have cake like that anytime. Why bother now?” This perspective is patently false. No two delicacies are exactly alike-those you encounter on any given day, in any given restaurant, grocery store, or kitchen, are unlike any you’ve experienced before, and you’ll never have the chance to try them again. Different chefs, varying ingredients, disparate techniques, and even fluctuating humidity levels and time left out in the open air will yield subtle nuances you can’t even imagine. If you pass that cake by, you’ll never know whether it could have been the best combination of layer and frosting you’d ever tasted….”